Wednesday, August 21, 2019

THANKS FOR LOCKING UP ALL THE GUNS MOM

My mom locked up all the god damn guns. It was a go for this Thursday but now I have to call it off.

Saturday, August 3, 2019

Monday, July 8, 2019

Zack and his round ass

Started masturbating today and I thought of my friend Zack. He's getting it next year. One way or another, I'm going to have him. The popular girls should like me after that.

Thursday, April 4, 2019

Susie Marshall is a BITCH

Every day she smells like roses and it makes me want to choke my fucking dog.